This is: Alicia Stetson.
Portrayed here is Alicia exactly 24 seconds after she found the third fly part in her soup. Normally, this would be simply annoying, but Miss Stetson has clichephobia. This debilitating fear of cliches is a horrible disorder affecting many snooty people. The afflicted generally cannot go to summer blockbusters, appreciate movies with monsters in them, or generally bask in the hilarity of the unhilarious. To help, please donate to your local amateur horror film maker.
Connections:
Daughter of: Mr. Stetson.
Patient of: Mr. Valance's films.
Reciever of: the Traveling Love Letters.
