This is:

• the building.
• Mr. Dumbledorf.
• the Happy Taco.
• Mr. Stetson.
• Mr. Snugglegums.
• Mr. Leedun.
• a can of SPLA ZAM soda.
• Alicia Stetson.
• Katie Gibbons' diary.
• Eduardo Chang.
• Mrs. Harrison's Bonsai Birch.
• Sorana Morris.
• Allen Capricer's Joystick.
• a Squirrel.
• a brick.
• Jack O'Leary.
• the leftmost white pawn.
• Cannonball Tom.
• a lightbulb.
• Dexter con Sizzle.
• a portrait of Abraham Lincoln.
• Alfred Estherson.
• the penthouse livingroom carpet.
• Lionel Sherman.
• a hanger.
• James Flannen.
• the Tac-go in the food court.
• Katie Gibbons.
• Barnaby Belt.
• Suzie Franks.
• a really nice sock.
• Carl 3.
• meat.
• Harold Jensen.
• a pair of nuts.
• William Gibson.
• a roll of tape.
• Namron L'Lewkcor.
• The Tree Out My Window.
• Lulu O'Leary.
• an ant fight.
• Jacques Logan.
• a germ.
• Timmy Thompson.
• "Goldberg's Nightmare".
• Arthur Cornwallace the Third.
• Alfred Estherson's popcorn.
• Mrs. Harrison.
• an old supercomputer.
• a quintuplet of cats.
• Café Blanc.
• Carl 2.
• a cup holder.
• Josef Von Standen.
• "Bumblebees".
• Sadie Weiz.
• a Lebra.
• Ian "Deadpan" Holt.
• The Sisterhood of the Cackling Hen.
• Cyrus Bilford.
• William.
• Delilah Consuela.
• a cinema.
• Owen Schlimensen.
• a box for Dohnuts.
• Charles Alijaban.
• Beth 4.
• Tony Emeriton.
• Nelson Pickerson.
• Jimbo Delford.
• Tobie.
• Miss Weiz.
• Nathan Abelton.
• Officer Charles Malark.
• Bruce Gilliam.
• June O'Leary.
• The Mullock.
• a bunch of letters.
• a woodcut.
• Leia Sherman.
• a hammer.
• a trap.
• Bigsby Buttonsworth.
• Jacob Valance.
• a booger.
• Kenny Jennings.
• Dwayne Shurtzel.
• Dr. Carey Flabunschtoigan.
• Cannonball Tom's Brain.
• Zero.
• Alfred L'Lewkcor.
• Melvin von Trapp.
• Chuck Jones.
• the Traveling Love Letters.
• her story.