His life is decidedly more dramatic than need be. All he does is go to school and write odd sythesised electronica, (the unfortunate kind with bad vocal stylings) yet is nearly always the subject of some gossip. He attributes this to constant aura of "cool" which he believes seeps from his pores like the sweat of a thousand fat kids trying to pass physical education. The fact is that Timmy has it out for him, and given enough cold hard cash, would like to have Ian "taken out."