Owen Schlimensen's book "The Tree Out My Window" tries to describe these nuts as such in an epic poem. It does not do a good job. Partly because Owen Schlimensen is a horrible writer, and partly because halfway through his first draft a squirrel ate them. "I pondered them greatly as they sat in the vermin's stomach, slowly being digested by a menagerie of acids and biles, I contemplated it's journey through the circle of life. Is it really a circle? Perhaps a oblong round triangle? Only introspection can tell."