This is: Katie Gibbons.
She is eight years old, and likes to call things "big for their size." Late one night, she was terribly frightened by what everyone else referred to as the bogeyman, but she referred to it as "the alabaster spaghetti monster." Later, she read in a magazine at the clinic while Tobie got a tetanus shot that overcoming your fears was simply a matter of confronting them. It was at that point that she decided to capture the Alabaster Spaghetti Monster. While she was unable to capture it's entirety, she did capture one of its socks. She became a child psychologist later in life, and kept the sock in her drawer. When asked about, she usually replies that it reminds her of her childhood. Most people find this rather odd.
Connections:
False author of: Katie Gibbons' Diary.
Destroyer of: the Boogeyman.
Best friend of: Tobie.