This is: Alfred L'Lewkcor.
He's sort of a neo-hippie. He has strangely harsh views of society for someone who eats only tubers. He is known to say things like, "By golly, I do enjoy the fashon senses of certain subcultures. Let's boil everyone else's kidneys - that'll teach them to dress well." He never makes a lot of sense, but his grammar is impeccable, and he never ever swears. This may be because he is well raised, but it might also be the fact that he tends to speak only in well rehearsed diatribes. He considers improvisation the crutch of the unprepared proletariat.
Connections:
Boyfriend of: Sorana Morris.