This is: Sorana Morris.
She likes trees, grass, and things that come out of the ground. She dislikes meat, things made out of meat, and things made of meat that eat other things made of meat. She is very conflicted on the issue of Dionaea Muscipula (the Venus Fly trap). Eventually, she will use two of those sentences in her personal ad, and find a companion who only eats potatoes. They will live happily ever after until the ripe old age of 84, when they are eaten.
Connections:
Hater of: Meat.
Meal of: William.
Girlfriend of: Alfred L'Lewkcor.