This is: James Flannen.
He is the fellow you see at the coffee shop, strumming away on an acoustic guitar and muttering incomprehensible lyrics. When he thinks about his music he thinks, "The lyrics are incomprehensible, just like my soul. If my music fit a genre, it would be a new genre called, 'jazzical.'" We know this because he writes it in his blog - which in and of itself is fairly incomprehensible. When he wrote about his musical influences, he summed it up in three bands, "Britney Spears, Beethoven (because I only have the one good ear), and Buddha." When he isn't writing music, he's at his job. He writes instruction manuals.
Connections:
Employee of: Mr. Leedun.
Boyfriend of: Delilah Consuela.
Friend of: Owen Schlimensen.