This is: the leftmost white pawn.
It is the loneliest pawn. All the chess players laugh at it, and say, "You are way off to the left! The center of the board is most important!" Then they move queen's pawn two spaces. That is the way it was until Kenny Jennings finished his brute force chess database, requiring a computer to play chess against itself about a hundred billion times. The way to win every time turns out to be to open with the rightmost black pawn. Chess is afterwards considered boring, and the leftmost white pawn commits suicide.
