Hello, My name is _____.

Yeah, that stuff totally doesn't fit in there. And I love it. Any part that has arms and crap coming out of this thing is undeniably influenced by Theodore Geisel. They are not having coffee by the way. They are having tea. No self-respecting miracle machine would have a coffee table and condiments. A tea service though? Completely acceptable.

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[The machine produces a complete tea service which the salesman and woman take part in.]
It really is a modern marvel.