Hello, My name is _____.

Don't even ask what those things are, because I have no idea. I'm rather divided on this and the following few pages. On the one hand, they seem repetitious - yes, we get it... this thing does everything. But on the other hand, he is supposed to be completely overselling this wonder device. I'm not sure. During updates I think the time between the pages may have been too much, but in an archive like this it simply means that the audience gets through the pages faster. I'm not sure.

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[The salesman holds the machine triumphantly]
But this machine can do
[the machine produces an object that looks like a large can opener]
[the machine produces an object that looks like a hermit crab with slinkies for eyes]
[the salesman uses the machine as a plunger]