Hello, My name is _____.

I love how this page turned out. It's very Seussical. It took forever to draw, and it was totally worth it.

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[The machine produces a plethora of products]
It slices! It dices! It chops! It mashes! It pauses and rewinds live TV! It makes the bed! It cooks! It combs your hair! It aggregates the news! It does the shopping! It keeps you company! It dusts! It covers your blind spot! It accessorizes!